tastefullyoffensive:

Video game store makes the most of their broken shutters. [x]

crydaisy:

help

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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Anonymous
i'm having a ridiculously shitty and awful day, wanna share some cute walt x jesse headcanons? ;~;

jesse convincing walt to try some of his weed while they’re out on a cook bc the heat is too unbearable to work in, so somehow they end up sitting on the floor of the rv, leaning against the work station, high af.  jesse talks about how he’s bad at everything and walt puts a hand on the back of his neck and says he’s wrong and that he’s not that bad at all and wooooops turns out that super high jesse is also super cuddly and touchy so when he sees mr.white’s eyes shift down 2 his lips he leans in and kisses him and b4 walt can do anything about it jesse drags himself up and straddles walts lap and kisses him again a bunch of times and wraps his arms around him and just nuzzles his face in walts neck, but then jesse leans back and looks at him all “oh shit wtf am i doing im sorry” but walt grabs his jaw and kisses him and jesse just melts in2 it. amazing.