"I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of— including myself."
"Starting out, I bet I didn’t get a lot of parts because of my strange voice. I’m not consciously thinking ‘Hey, I sound like a squeaky dog toy mixed with a bagful of rusty nails’ It’s just what my voice has done."
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
"I like us. I like me, and I like us. Because we’re awesome."
"Have I ever let us down?"
"I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding."
"He’s my partner."
- mom, where am I supposed to go?- I don’t know, sweetheart. But please— turn your life around.
"I was really— I was alive."
Get to know me meme — [3/5] favorite male characters: Charlie Kelly"Like, would it be weird if you survived an abortion, you know? Would it be weird if like, you shared a bed with a man who may or may not be your father? You know, would it be weird if you eat cat food to go to sleep and you have such an fascination with cats that maybe you glue cat hair to the back of your neck every now and then?"